Dear Beerhaze,
Are these good baby names? We don’t know if we are having a boy or a girl… My husband and I both agree that if it’s a girl, she will have two first names.
I picked the girls names, and he hates all of them! He picked the boys names, and I love all of them…
What is your opinion on the names?
Dear Polar Glue,
Before we start… I agree with your husband about the girls names! I added my opinions after the names…
Your baby girl names:
- Alaina-Bell: Stripper.
- Olivia-Phoenix: Stripper.
- Haley-Jade: Stripper.
- Isabella-Faith: Stripper.
- Gracie-Lynn: Cokehead Stripper.
Your baby boy names:
- Corbin: Cop or cannon fodder.
- Mason: Butcher.
- Ranger: Failed metal band drummer.
- Forrest: Sorry, completely ruined by Tom Hanks.
- Luke: Techie middle management or gynecologist.
