Advice: Have you experienced true love?


Dear Beerhaze,

You are so negative! Have you experienced true love?

Dear Finger Bingo,

Yes, I have. I met the girl that changed me forever in 1986 when working as a watermelon farmer’s assistant in a small town outside Montreal. Nicole was a beautiful, buxom girl, and she came to the farm one day to buy some vegetables.

It was love at first sight for me! When I saw her bend down to pick up a melon, it literally stopped my heart! The last thing I remember when falling face first into a wheelbarrow was her sparkling smile, and her melons.

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