Advice: How do I bring up the little people sex fetish with him?

Dear Beerhaze,

I think my boyfriend has a little people sex fetish! I have found pictures and videos on his computer that show all kinds of sex acts involving little people – midgets, dwarfs or whatever the correct term is.

How do I bring up the little people sex fetish with him? I find it unacceptable! I’m 5’1″ and I can’t help thinking that I’m his girlfriend only because I’m short. Am I just a substitute until someone shorter comes along?

Dear Samba-Tron,

All women are short when they are down on their knees… What I’m saying is, with a little bit of an imagination, all women can be little people. As for your height – perhaps he’s simply attracted to shorter women?

But then again, in combination with his porn stash… Nah, it doesn’t look very good at all. You need to talk to him… Simply mention the porn on his computer and I’m sure things will quickly unravel from there.

Spontaneously, your boyfriend seems have some “issues” he needs to deal with. When things start affecting your day-to-day life in a negative way, the “obsession” has gone too far. I know because I have an obsession with perfecting my cheese filled omelets – it haunts me every waking hour.

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