Advice: How do I get to try a strap-on on my boyfriend?


Dear Beerhaze,

How do I get to try a strap-on on my boyfriend? It’s sounds weird, I know, but it’s one of my most vivid fantasies. The problem is that I don’t know how to ask him. I don’t want to freak him out.

We have been together for a couple of years now and we have only had regular dirty sex. As far as I understand, many heterosexual men enjoy this special kind of play.

Help?

Dear Brain Shrimp,

I’m not sure what “regular dirty sex” entails… I have never seen it laid out that way before. However, I understand it as, you have done much more than what’s necessary to get someone pregnant… If that’s the case, your boyfriend might be open to new spelunking.

However, when it comes to your strap-on fantasy, there are not very many different ways to put it than, “Look, Honey! I’m wearing a strap-on and I hope you will be on the receiving end of it…”

You could try a light-hearted approach:

  1. “I got this shiny beauty on sale. Do you want to check it out and see if it’s really worth $29.99?”
  2. “I have had this fantasy for a very long time… Yes, babe… I want to hear you do a Mickey Mouse impression.”
  3. “I have hid your last beer somewhere on the floor in our bedroom. Why don’t you bend over and look for it?”
  4. “I will make this a Valentine’s Day one you will never forget… Yes, I have made lasagna for the first time. Yes, I’m also wearing a strap-on!”
  5. “Yes, we are about to do this. Honeybuns, don’t worry… You can even turn around and try to watch the sports news if you want.”
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