Dear Beerhaze,
How do I keep my woman for a long time?
Dear Basket Bunny,
There are only two options: freezing or embalming…
If you mean how to keep a woman in a relationship for a long time… There is only one option: realize, and resign to the fact that she is the boss, government and your Goddess – all rolled in to one.
You are simply the dude… Your only job is to keep her happy. When she is happy – you won’t be miserable, or punished.
