Dear Beerhaze,
How do I shave my girlfriend?
Dear Minor Piper,
- Roll her over on her stomach.
- Wash her back.
- Apply shaving cream.
- Use a good quality safety razor, and shave with the hairs.
- Apply a soothing and disinfecting cream afterwards to take care of any nicks and cuts.
If your girlfriend’s back is extremely hairy, use a pair of scissor first!
Are you positive you want to do this? She will be itching like mad in a week and constantly asking you to scratch her back. A little hair is only natural… In addition, it gives you something to hold on to when the going gets rough.
