Advice: How do I shave my girlfriend?


Dear Beerhaze,

How do I shave my girlfriend?

Dear Minor Piper,

  1. Roll her over on her stomach.
  2. Wash her back.
  3. Apply shaving cream.
  4. Use a good quality safety razor, and shave with the hairs.
  5. Apply a soothing and disinfecting cream afterwards to take care of any nicks and cuts.

If your girlfriend’s back is extremely hairy, use a pair of scissor first!

Are you positive you want to do this? She will be itching like mad in a week and constantly asking you to scratch her back. A little hair is only natural… In addition, it gives you something to hold on to when the going gets rough.

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