Advice: How do I stop my girlfriend from leaving me?


Dear Beerhaze,

How do I stop my girlfriend from leaving me?

Dear Milk Spitter,

The only way to make sure that she will never leave you is to treat her like a princess: buy her pretty things and keep her chained to a wall in your dungeon.

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