Advice: Important to women how men smell?

Dear Bearhaze,

Is it important to women how men smell?

I try to use body sprays but I can’t afford the good stuff.

Dear Salami Socks,

Well, you won’t get very far with women if you smell like week-old diapers and rotting lobster carcasses. So, yes, it’s important. However, it’s impossible to know what smell will get specific woman revving. You have to experiment!

From personal experience, a mix of lavender, blood from a newly slaughtered lamb and black liquorice attracts bull dykes. I suggest you try that if bull dykes are your thing.

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