Advice: It is possible to love a car more than your girlfriend?


Dear Beerhaze,

My boyfriend recently got himself a new car and now he spends more time with it than me! I find myself hating his stupid car more and more every day.

Is is possible to love a car more than your girlfriend?

Dear Hesitant Biscuit Jointer,

Yes, it’s even possible to love a great piece of chicken more than your girlfriend.

Lay down the law, instead of going around hating an inanimate object, step up and be that evil, angry and demanding bitch that all women are capable of being. Doing nothing is just pathetic. Trust me, he would rather see evil for the make-up sex.

Another option is to paint your ass Ferrari red and back it in to his garage, and see what happens… Always remember that his car can’t suck on his nuts.

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