Advice: Jesus and Santa Claus the same person?

Dear Beerhaze,

Is Jesus and Santa Claus the same person?

Dear Insolent Wax Stick,


Jesus was a teacher and prophet who was born in Bethlehem and was active in Nazareth. His teachings and life form the basis for Christianity.

Santa Claus is a tale of a jolly old elf that runs a toy sweatshop on the North Pole. The threats of his actions form childhood trauma and disappointment.

Jlo, Ben Affleck and Elijah Wood are all the same person though…

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