Dear Beerhaze,
I’m blonde and not stupid. I’m also not slutty. How can I get people to not look at me as stereotypical dumb, slutty, blonde? I’m tired of being counted out and ignored.
What can I do to make it easier for blondes everywhere?
Dear Tinker Dense,
Well, that’s easy! Go up and plant a “blondes rule!” flag on the surface of the moon (remember to bring oxygen and a spare edible thong).
