Dear Beerhaze,
A while back, I took my girlfriend to a basketball game. I noticed many guys nodding and winking at her, as if they knew her! She seemed annoyed but did acknowledge them with a wave, smile or nod.
There were quite a few of these guys and I’m sure they weren’t all ex-boyfriends because there were some pretty freakin’ gross dudes there.
When I asked her about them, she said their were “just acquaintances”. She refused to talk about it.
Is it possible that my girlfriend has worked as a prostitute?
Dear Cheese Tree,
Yes, that’s of course possible… Perhaps she has worked as a stripper? Isn’t it possible that there is a more mundane explanation to all this? It never occurred to you that she might have worked in the actual building, not as a prostitute… but selling junk food, passing beer etc?
How to tell if she has worked as prostitute, next time you take her to a game…
- She volunteers to blow up everyone’s boom sticks.
- She gets her face displayed on the JumboTron – The Lakers bench does the wave.
- She makes fifty bucks every time she goes for hotdogs.
- She proudly points out her teeth marks on the guy in front of you.
- She catches all the stray balls with ease – even the sweaty slippery ones.
