Advice: Other cool guys to hang out with in the Boston area?

Dear Beerhaze,

I take good care of myself and I dress smartly. I guess you could say that I’m a proud metrosexual. I’m wondering where I can find other cool guys to hang out with in the Boston area?

My old beer-guzzling friends are boring me and I have started cutting ties. They drag me down.

Dear Flint Comb,

Easy! You need to look up “gay bars” in the Yellow Pages; you have switched teams… You just don’t know it yet! All this is clearly defined in the dictionary of life: A man who refers to himself as a “proud metrosexual” is in fact a homosexual.

You’ll find your path to happiness, and more guys to hang out with, once you stop kidding yourself.

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