Advice: Oysters help with a man’s erection?

Dear Beerhaze,

I’ve read that Casanova ate two-dozen raw oysters every day for their aphrodisiac powers. Is it true that oysters help with a man’s erection?

Dear Mammoth Hunter,

Oysters are the rocket fuel of natural aphrodisiacs! If you are curious about trying nature’s own Viagra – wear gloves when shucking them! Nothing worse than being in a state of extreme arousal and having a deep laceration from a blunt oyster knife…

Also, nothing ruins the mood of your partner faster than a profusely bleeding extremity (except perhaps for an unexpected and explosive bowel discharge).

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