Dear Beerhaze,
Is it possible to have sex with a woman without her knowledge? I’m trying to make things work with my girlfriend if you know what I mean?
It has not worked so far.
Dear Electric Mango,
Sorry, I have no freaking idea what you are going on about!
Your options are three when it comes to having sex with your girlfriend, unbeknownst to her:
- Your girlfriend is completely unconscious.
- Your girlfriend is very dead.
- Your girlfriend is extremely distracted (watching a George Clooney or Brad Pitt movie…) and you have an itsy-bitsy little penis.
(1) and (2) is illegal and would land you sorry butt in prison.
(3) will eventually result in you becoming an ex-boyfriend, so I wouldn’t even bother…
If your Tinky Winky won’t work unless your girlfriend is out cold - you need professional counselling.
