Advice: Pregnant from having sex with a dog?

Dear Beerhaze,

Pregnant from having sex with a dog? Is it possible or not?

A quick reply would be greatly appreciated!

Dear Volcano Fudge,

No, it’s not possible… It never occurred to you that there would be some seriously odd looking kids walking the streets of Freakbekistan if this was the case?

I’m not sure what’s more frightening:

  1. You not knowing the answer to that question.
  2. You having the need to ask that question.
  3. You being in a hurry to get a reply to that question.

Seriously consider not abusing your dog and degrading yourself in that manner. You won’t be doing yourself or your dog any favours. It’s not a brilliant idea no matter what your feeble mind is telling you.

The realm of Disgustdoom is not a good place to be.

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