Advice: Pregnant if my boyfriend leaks?


Dear Beerhaze,

Can I get pregnant if my boyfriend leaks?

It’s not a lot…  just a little bit? It’s drops at most.

Dear Batter Puppet,

Well, it all depends where your boyfriend is leaking from… You don’t need to worry if it’s any other place than his penis. However, anything coming out of his penis during any kind of sex act (no matter how twisted or seemingly innocent) might cause your hips to swell and make you want to eat a lot of ice cream…

Guys leak… It’s what guys do!

Leakage out of a penis is not good if you want to avoid passing 7-12 pounds of human flesh out of your vagina. Simply ask him to wipe himself if he’s leaking from anywhere else.

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