Dear Beerhaze,
My boyfriend admitted to me that he had sex with his ex-girlfriend, but he says that he only did it because he was high.
Is screwing around when you are high a valid reason?
Dear Imaginary Possum,
Any reason to have sex is a valid reason. However, being high is not an excuse to cheat on someone. Nobody gets naked and puts their penis inside another person by accident… Sorry, it just doesn’t happen.
I assume you are trying to ask if he knew what he was doing? Then, yes, he knew exactly what he was doing… He just didn’t care at the time!
If a guy is so out of his mind that he has no idea what he is doing, his penis will not comply, nor will his bowels. In other words: had your boyfriend been as out of his mind as he claims, he would not have had sex – he would have shit himself.
