Dear Beerhaze,
My sister is a complete slut. She has sex with everyone!
The whole town knows who she is, where she works, and all that. People now point to me as well, “Hey, isn’t that the brother of…” I don’t like it one bit!
How do I stop the slut from making an ass out of herself?
Dear Cub Herder,
Tell her what people are saying… If she doesn’t listen to you, your only other option is to tough it out until she gets pregnant and leaves town in the back of a flatbed truck.
Also, can I have her phone number?
