Advice: What do Angelina Jolie’s farts smell like?

Dear Beerhaze,

What do Angelina Jolie’s farts smell like?

I can’t imagine anything foul coming out of something as beautiful as her.

Dear Pipe Rocket,

You are correct of course.

Rich and sexy females don’t fart like normal and average women. Good looks and money changes the female sex… It’s common knowledge that Angelina Jolie only expels fairy dust in gas form, and petals of spring flowers as her solids.

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