Dear Beerhaze,
What do I get my boyfriend for a one year anniversary present? I know he has already bought me a necklace and a pair of earrings, but I have no idea what to get him.
It needs to be something special and not a practical thing if that makes any sense? Thinking maybe a watch?
Do you have any ideas?
Dear Grotto Of Wonders,
Boyfriends are easy! To really impress him and for you to become grade A marriage material at the same time:
- Cook him a nice steak.
- Pour him a Single Malt Whisky.
- Light his Cuban cigar.
- Fluff him up while he watches the sports news.
- Take him to bed.
And most importantly: do it all while only wearing your new necklace and earrings.
That’s my suggestion and I challenge you to find me one man that says he wouldn’t fall asleep with a smile on his face.
