Advice: What do you think would happen if Miley Cirus got pregnant?


Dear Beerhaze,

What do you think would happen if Miley Cirus got pregnant?

Dear Origami Slipper,

She would freak out… Her agent and management team would freak out even more… Her dad would freak out the most… Even so, her tummy would swell and eventually she would give birth. The father of the child would try to sue for some kind of alimony or another.

In addition, sparrows and butterflies would start dying and we would have more frequent and powerful hurricanes. Also, Paris Hilton would cry tears of joy because she would no longer be the dumbest slut in town.

That’s what I think would happen.

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