Dear Beerhaze,
I only have sex with prostitutes. I don’t remember ever being with a normal woman!
The problem is that only prostitutes turn me on. I have tried a few times and women in general don’t do it for me.
Am I destined to have sex with prostitutes for the rest of my life? I have never had boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
What is it about my prostitutes?
Dear Blinking Twelve,
I don’t think you should waste your time trying to figure out what a “normal” woman is…
Why are you only interest in prostitutes? I could’t tell you… I have no idea… You tell me! What is about paying for sex that turns you on? Hmm…
- You enjoy being in control? (Prostitutes do what you pay them to do).
- You are afraid you can’t please a woman? (Prostitutes don’t care).
- You are confused and hate women (Prostitutes are an easy target).
- You are utterly uninteresting (Prostitutes at least care about your wallet).
- You have a small penis (Prostitutes are always happy to see you).
I suggest you make an appointment with a shrink. He or she will be able to help you sort out your crossed wires. Going through life that will rot your soul. Get help.
