Advice: Where can I find cheap scrapbooking stuff for my wife?

Dear Beerhaze,

Where can I find cheap scrapbooking stuff for my wife? Her hobby is ruining our economy! Isn’t scrapbooking supposed to be about recycling scrap and crap you have around the house, in order to decorate photo albums?

Well, my wife spends more money on scrapbooking doodads than food each month! The other day she bought “these wonderful sheets” for close to $300! I made her take them back.

Now she’s pissed and I need to fix it because the doghouse is freezing!

Dear Fire Trumpet,

Scrapbooking was a plague a few years back… I thought the fad had run its course by now? Hmmm.

Okay, as you have come to realize, your wife is diseased but she doesn’t know it yet. Show her all the money she has spent on her addiction… A little bit of a reality check should snap her out of it.

In general, there is no such thing as “cheap commercial¬†scrapbooking stuff” no matter where you look. Try to get her hooked on something cheaper and less destructive, such as pot, meth or glue.

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