Advice: Why are guys so incredibly shallow and stupid?


Dear Beerhaze,

Why are guys so incredibly shallow and stupid? Thank you.

Dear Concrete Butt Toy,

Guys are not shallow and stupid… The problem is that you are naive, misguided and immature.

Here’s a tidbit for you: there’s nothing to figure out about guys; all guys are basically the same. Some of them simply act differently because they have a wife or girlfriend who is giving them something they want (at the moment) and therefor act accordingly.

Any given guy summed up in ten points:

  1. Feelings are nothing - logic is everything…
  2. There is no fuchsia – all girlie looking colours are pink…
  3. Don’t ask a guy about your outfit – he can only picture you naked and down on all fours anyway…
  4. Guys are always willing to have sex – if you are not there when the urge hits; it will be done without you…
  5. Don’t whine to him about your mother – he thinks she’s a bitch too, even though he might not say it openly…
  6. A stripper is not a stripper – she is potentially a slutty girlfriend with beer money in her thong…
  7. Grease, sweat and cheap aftershave is for you – the good stuff is used where it might matter…
  8. Guys don’t really mean it when they say, “I love you” – in man speech it mean, ”I’m horny!” or “thanks!”
  9. Signs and other written instructions will be ignored – unless it includes the word ”girls” in blinking neon…
  10. Bacon is a vegetable…
Share
This entry was posted in Advice. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

* Copy This Password *

* Type Or Paste Password Here *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>