Dear Beerhaze,
Why are some people afraid of clowns?
Dear Mayor Of Tang,
Your question would be better formulated as, “Why aren’t all people afraid of clowns?”
- Clowns are filthy and disgusting human beings who paint their faces and wear the same over-sized and mismatched pieces of clothing, day in and day out.
- Clowns are obsessed with creating their own reality by making balloon animals, swords and flowers.
- Clowns have scary names such as, “Flippo”, “Boozo” and “Chewo”.
- Clowns are known for approaching and harassing children and feeble-minded people in malls.
- Clowns always try to make you smile… Everyone knows that grinning and showing your teeth is a sign of submission!
Again, why wouldn’t everyone fear clowns?
