Advice: Why are Swiss women so attractive to men?


Dear Beerhaze,

My boyfriend left me for a Swiss woman… Why are Swiss women so attractive to men?

Dear Candle In Fist,

They are hot because they don’t shave their legs, and they smell and taste like Raclette cheese when sweating profusely. Swiss women also make great bobsledders, and look incredibly hot when bobbing for apples.

Of course your boyfriend left you for a Swiss woman, all men approached by one would have done so.

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