Dear Beerhaze,
When I hit the bars with the guys, I often get a burning sensation in my penis when I go to the urinals. It doesn’t seem to matter what I drink; it happens anyway.
I have tried different antacids but nothing is working!
Why this burning sensation in my penis?
Dear Lava Stick,
It happens because you are a rookie! Put the cigarette in your mouth when taking a leak.
If you are sure that cigarette burns aren’t involved – see an urologist! Go now! There really is nothing worse than loosing your turnip or sack due to procrastination.
