Advice: Why this burning sensation in my penis?

Dear Beerhaze,

When I hit the bars with the guys, I often get a burning sensation in my penis when I go to the urinals. It doesn’t seem to matter what I drink; it happens anyway.

I have tried different antacids but nothing is working!

Why this burning sensation in my penis?

Dear Lava Stick,

It happens because you are a rookie! Put the cigarette in your mouth when taking a leak.

If you are sure that cigarette burns aren’t involved – see an urologist! Go now! There really is nothing worse than loosing your turnip or sack due to procrastination.

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