Alternative product slogans

Posted on September 2, 2007 by Beerhaze

  1. Depend - They work even if you go line dancing!
  2. Old Spice - Pimp yosssef up!
  3. Husqvarna Chainsaws - Your mother-in-law’s worst nightmare!
  4. On Star - We are that nagging bitch that actually knows how to read a map!
  5. Smirnoff Vodka Coolers - Get shit-faced without all the beer farts!
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