- Make cups that are difficult to balance by cutting balls in half and give them to your enemies.
- Place a ball on the couch to sit on and pretend that someone is happy to see you.
- Fill a sock with a few balls and subject yourself to mild police brutality by hitting yourself on the back with it.
- Start a feeding frenzy by soaking one in bacon grease and tossing it in to a dog run.
- Shove two balls under your shirt and go shoplifting while pretending to be Winona Ryder.
