Animal to fear

  1. It rings the doorbell and asks: “Would you mind very much having a shower before I eat you?”
  2. Feeds mostly in December during office Christmas party season, as it has realized that it’s then when many people go missing anyway.
  3. Often hides in the frothy Jacuzzi waters of cheap roadside motels and knows to only pray on Mr. and Mrs. Smiths’.
  4. When hiding in your house, it can’t help but to make a discreet cough when you make a poor chess move.
  5. There are two German tourists in it’s stool.
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