Animal to fear
- It rings the doorbell and asks: “Would you mind very much having a shower before I eat you?”
- Feeds mostly in December during office Christmas party season, as it has realized that it’s then when many people go missing anyway.
- Often hides in the frothy Jacuzzi waters of cheap roadside motels and knows to only pray on Mr. and Mrs. Smiths’.
- When hiding in your house, it can’t help but to make a discreet cough when you make a poor chess move.
- There are two German tourists in it’s stool.
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