- Spend a couple of hours moving DVDs around at a Blockbuster.
- Build obscene snowmen on other people’s front lawns.
- Place huge orders at fast food drive-thrus and drive on through without picking anything up.
- Smile and give the finger to some prison inmates while making sweet love to your woman.
- Squeeze loafs of breed, and crush bags of chips at the local grocery store.
- Go to the park and fly a huge kite, which has the words “screw you!” written on it.
- Steal all the toilet paper at your local movie theatre.
