- Teaches us geography.
- Great benefit concerts.
- All-you-can-eat lobster dinner fundraisers.
- People have learned how to spell something they didn’t know existed.
- Keeps George Clooney busy when he’s not filming or giving another young Hollywood wannabe actress herpes.
- Distracts us from other humanitarian disaster in the world that were bringing us down: Northern Uganda, Thai/Burma border, North Korea, Southern Africa AIDS epidemic and the beer prices in Stockholm, Sweden.
