Awesome things about the genocide in Darfur

  1. Teaches us geography.
  2. Great benefit concerts.
  3. All-you-can-eat lobster dinner fundraisers.
  4. People have learned how to spell something they didn’t know existed.
  5. Keeps George Clooney busy when he’s not filming or giving another young Hollywood wannabe actress herpes.
  6. Distracts us from other humanitarian disaster in the world that were bringing us down: Northern Uganda, Thai/Burma border, North Korea, Southern Africa AIDS epidemic and the beer prices in Stockholm, Sweden.
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