- No Dancing with the Stars, Singing Bee or The View.
- Saves money on online porn, because after a week – everything starts looking like porn.
- Plenty of time to pick on those pesky calluses on the soles of your feet.
- You get a chance to rediscover your inner-child – trapping and torturing mice.
- No degrading comments from your neighbours about your personal hygiene and public nudity.
