- Finding an unexploded New Years Eve rocket in our backyard. (Best)
Getting my eyebrows scorched after showing my kids how it would have looked if it would have exploded. (Worst) - My favourite strip club gets raided by overzealous law enforcement agencies. (Worst)
I wasn’t there the night when my ‘heaven on earth’ came crashing down. (Best) - Having a Russian immigrant doctor (with a huge bushy moustache but clearly being straight) perform my vasectomy. (Best)
Having the clearly straight Russian immigrant doctor’s 136-year-old great grandmother (nurse) fluff my sack (hopefully…) in preparation of the surgery. (Worst) - Having to pay for over-priced propane for the main barbeque of the year. (Worst
Reading in the papers the next day that someone got feed up and torched the guy dispensing the stuff. (Best) - Having to take the kids for their swimming lessons when I was seriously hung over. (Worst)
The female lifeguards joined in for the water-gym that one particular day. (Best)
