Bringing James Bond up to date

  1. Is having a gun smaller than the average British penis still cool? No!
  2. Where’s the bling, piercing and the tatt?
  3. How about saying “shit” a couple of times during a chase scene?
  4. Why not play Green Day when he’s going down on a slutty blonde?
  5. Having a couple of brews should still do the trick, no?
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