Britney Spears when paparazzi is taking pictures of her naked crotch…

  1. “Wait… Let me get out with my right foot first, as this way it will look like my crotch is smiling too!”
  2. “Oops… Move along… Nothing to see here… It’s just the naked crotch of a skanky mother of two — ok, zero!”
  3. “Sorry… I did twenty fat lines in the limousine and I had to use them for a gushing nose bleed!”
  4. “Please… If you take pictures of my crotch, you also have to Photoshop out the tattoo that says, “K-Fed’s box forever!”
  5. “Nooo… Guys! Come one… Show some class!”
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