Buying a used car
- If the trunk smells like death, it’s very likely that someone actually died in it.
- Always disinfect a sticky steering wheel, as leprosy is contagious.
- “Lady driver only” means that the drivetrain will disintegrate if you ever hit 70mph.
- Stains in the ceiling means that you won’t get any dates either driving that piece of crap.
- You will eventually end up getting stabbed in the back by a pimp, if hookers for no apparent reason pelt the car with their shoes when they see it.
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