- Interesting Hairdos Using Employee Spit by Donald Trump.
- How to Smoke Up Like a Tugboat and Not Drool by Snoop Dogg.
- Things I Vaguely Remember by Courtney Love.
- Scientology, Goblins and Other Stuff I Believe in by Tom Cruise.
- Frugal Baby Shopping in the Third World by Angelina Jolie.
- Selling Your Soul to Satan and Getting a Deal by The Dixie Chicks.
- Books I Should Have Read by George W. Bush.
- How to Avoid Becoming an Angry Lesbian by Rosie O’Donnell.
- Making Crap Sound Good by Justin Timberlake.
- Liquor Stores of America by Paula Abdul.
