Celebrity weight loss strategies
- Oprah Winfrey - Cut down on lip-gloss.
- Britney Spears - Divorce Kevin Federline.
- George W. Bush - Take a shit once in a while.
- Mary-Kate Olsen - Stop eating salad: watch people eat salad instead.
- David Blaine - Cut yourself in half.
- Tom Cruise - Jump up and down on a couch like a retard.
- Howie Mandel - Hold up “the one million dollar briefcase” filled with quarters, while wearing heels.
- Kate Moss - Bike to Colombia and buy your cocaine.
- Rosie O’Donnell - Lose the bullshit.
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