Churches that I have thought about starting

  1. The Holy Church Of Being Genuinely Holier Than Other Holy Churches.
    (T.H.C.O.B.G.H.T.O.V.)
  2. The Holy Church Of Shameless Over Drinking And Fornication.
    (T.H.C.O.S.O.D.A.F.)
  3. The Holy Church Of Handing Over Your Money Wives Daughters And Pets To Me.
    T.H.C.O.H.O.Y.M.W.D.A.P.T.M.)
  4. The Holy Church Of Washing Your Goddamn Hands After Bathroom Visits.
    (T.H.C.O.W.Y.G.D.H.A.B.V.)
  5. The Holy Church Of Charlize Theron Bending Over To Do The Collection.
    (T.H.C.O.C.T.B.O.T.D.T.C.)
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