Compliments that would actually work for a guy

  1. “Alpha male doesn’t come close to covering it! You could have a life-sized license plate tattooed on your penis!”
  2. “Your penis is as hard and smooth as the one on The Statue of David – only bigger and more erect!”
  3. “It’s like there is a lunar eclipse every time you drop your pants, and your penis is the Earth I live on!”
  4. “Even Tom Cruise would self-medicate himself first if ever bending over for your magnificent specimen of a penis!”
  5. “I’ve never seen anything like your penis, except in bowling alleys and attached to the turrets of battle tanks.”
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