Cups are the reasons why Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock split
- Pamela Anderson refused to carry his hats and beer cups between her breasts.
- She came to realize that the bulge in Kid Rock’s pants was a cup half-empty.
- Pamela Anderson noticed that Kid Rock always made an involuntary mooing sound when cupping her breasts.
- Kid Rock got fed up applying a cup of vitamin E enriched skin cream to Pamela’s scar tissue and stretch marks every night.
- He realized after almost suffocating on their wedding night, that nothing defies gravity: not even Pamela Anderson’s fifth set of massive D+ cups.
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