Cups are the reasons why Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock split

  1. Pamela Anderson refused to carry his hats and beer cups between her breasts.
  2. She came to realize that the bulge in Kid Rock’s pants was a cup half-empty.
  3. Pamela Anderson noticed that Kid Rock always made an involuntary mooing sound when cupping her breasts.
  4. Kid Rock got fed up applying a cup of vitamin E enriched skin cream to Pamela’s scar tissue and stretch marks every night.
  5. He realized after almost suffocating on their wedding night, that nothing defies gravity: not even Pamela Anderson’s fifth set of massive D+ cups.
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