Curious George children’s book scripts that never made it to print

  1. Curious George plays with fire - “He learns why hairy-assed monkeys shouldn’t light their farts on fire.”
  2. Curious George finds a new home - “He runs away from home and moves into what he believes to be an abandoned microwave oven.”
  3. Curious George is a bad monkey - “He gets high on PCP and breaks into a hardware store to play with circular saws.”
  4. Curious George at the church - “He drinks a quart of tequila, passes out and rolls off the church roof onto a fence post on the ground below.”
  5. Curious George plays dare - “He sneaks in to a kennel for pitbulls and kicks an 85-pounder in the nuts.”
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