Depresssing things about being an angel

  1. You are forced to wear white even after Labour Day.
  2. You easily attract hot South American women with your halo but you can’t do anything about it.
  3. You have to pitch in as a guardian angel and of course your guy is a retard that works with power tools.
  4. You have to groom your wings daily so you don’t end up looking like a giant scabby pigeon.
  5. You are dead – no Guitar Hero III for you.
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