Depresssing things about being an angel
- You are forced to wear white even after Labour Day.
- You easily attract hot South American women with your halo but you can’t do anything about it.
- You have to pitch in as a guardian angel and of course your guy is a retard that works with power tools.
- You have to groom your wings daily so you don’t end up looking like a giant scabby pigeon.
- You are dead – no Guitar Hero III for you.
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