- “This is a pretty good film for people who play the banjo!”
- “This movie rocks… between awful and pathetic!”
- “Kick ass! No, actually, let’s find the director and just hang him!”
- “If you only intend to see one movie this year (and you are a Turkish stripper) – this one is it!”
- “This movie is slightly more enjoyable than a headbutt from a drunk Irishman!”
