Embarrassing deaths if you are the world’s oldest person

  1. Choking on someone else’s dentures. 
  2. Slipping on a condom and falling in your trailer.
  3. Getting picked up by Michael Vick to fight a vicious pit bull.
  4. Getting eaten by a pack of crazed Japanese tourists.
  5. Drowning in the bath when your balls or boobs get stuck in the drain.
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