Essential none-beauty tips for women

Posted on October 22, 2007 by Beerhaze

  1. Skin: Only eat cashews in bulk and bacon wrapped meatballs.
  2. Hair: Get haircuts at the Salvation Army and wash it using industrial hand soap.
  3. Speech: Speak in rap rhyme only.
  4. Clothes: Dress like you are going camping.
  5. Perfume: Use illegally imported Chinese hot sauces.
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