- Smoke a pound of pot and knit a sweater.
- Give birth to a cute seal pup after mating with a walrus.
- Lie down on a bed of nails and have Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey sit on your chest.
- Light farts on fire using only flint or static electricity.
- Place your genitals in-between the teeth of a leprechaun and repeatedly hit it over the head with a beer bottle.
