Fascinating facts about King Kong had he been real
- Would have had the biggest brain in the world and been amazing at Soduko and at opening pre-perforated cardboard packaging.
- Fingernails would have been the size of toilet lids.
- Would have had to be gentle even when mating with a Blue Whale.
- Lunge capacity would have enabled him to suck like the Hover Dam or Kevin Federline.
- Beach balls.
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